Not Enough Enterprise

It's been a while since I tuned into The Daily WTF. (Warning: Regular readers of The Daily WTF may experience serious misgivings about the state of the art of software development.) It's probably not healthy keep up with all the insanity at WTF, but Bitten by the Enterprise Bug really made me laugh:

... their system wasn't the greatest, but it was fairly documented, easy to work with, and, most importantly, did the job. But one thing it lacked, so said upper management, was "enterprise." And that is something that no system should be with out.

Time to bring in the enterprise consultants!